joner:

Me: Could you add guacamole too please

Chipotle worker: That’s extra

Me: Bitch I’M extra!!!! The fuck!!

oknope:

short horror story:
old picture of me 

gotitforcheap:

I bought drugs off tinder

I bought drugs off grindr

I bought drugs off pintrest

I bought drugs off last fm

I bought drugs off yelp

I bought drugs off snapchat

I bought drugs off the all chat channel in the dota 2 main menu

I bought drugs off the youtube comment section

I bought drugs off a comment that was left on a gawker article

I bought drugs off ubisofts U-play

My character in fallout 4 got all sorts of fucked up off drugs I bought off a terminal